Where is haz mah hairbrush? :(

I can't find my hairbrush. My hair is wet. I have mere minutes before the damage is irreversible for the day unless I take ANOTHER shower. 

Also, despite having eaten mere hours ago, my stomach is assaulting me with violent, over dramatic hunger pangs rather than the normal rumbling. Quit with your theatrics, Stomach.

...Okay, so I had to steal yet ANOTHER brush from my Grandma's box of brushes. I'm not happy about this and I plan on returning this one once I find the other one. The only one I could find capable of taming my hair was a massive plank with plastic bristles sticking out of it. -__-

(Notice how Huge it is compared to my head. I am not used to this)